Nebrak has appointed Mr N. E. Thing, (video, above) as its new handy-man.
Mr. Thing was formally at ‘The Addams Family’, where he had a hands on approach to customer service. Nebrak MD Paul Howard said of his new right (or is it left?) hand man : ‘You have to hand it to Mr Thing. We’re delighted to have nailed this appointment. I think Mr. Thing is just the guy to point us in the right direction going forward, his finger is always on the pulse.’
Paul concluded, ‘we’ll work closely together, ‘hand in glove’, you might say.’
Apparently, the deal was concluded when Paul promised he’d give him a ring.
For more information, please contact Mr Howard at the Sans Soucis Retirement Home for The Distressed, Paignton