Fiona Chambers at SV24-7 Vending asked us if we’d share this with you and how could we resist? It’s not every day we get to run a story about a ‘mentalist’. Just so’s you know we’re not having you on, here’s what Fiona wrote, word-for-word…
‘We are thrilled to announce today that we are sponsoring Colin Cloud’s appearance at the 2016 Chamber of Commerce Business Awards – very exciting!
He’ll know what you’ve had for lunch, where you’ve been that day, what you do for a living, the car you drive, even your PIN code. He’ll read you like a book. He’s already sure you’re quite the page turner.
He left ITV’s Jonathan Ross speechless (surely a first!). Ant and Dec screamed in disbelief! Mind reader and spoon-bender Uri Geller described him as “one of the greatest thought readers of all time”. His peers predict he’s the next big thing in the world of Mentalism. The media have described him as the real-life Sherlock and witnesses don’t say much as they’re usually left speechless.
When the other boys were out playing football and hiding in the woods, Colin was predicting the score and finding their hiding places with almost psychic accuracy.
He’s the Holmes of entertainment, if Holmes had a flair for comedy. He’s the deductionist of hypnotism, the Great Detective of live events.
Colin Cloud is the best and maybe even the wisest man you’ve ever known. Cloud has performed for professional sceptics like Penn and Teller. He has wowed the hard-to-please Simon Cowell. He has certainly left people convinced that he does indeed have mystical skills of reading minds and influencing outcomes.
Performer, after dinner keynote speaker, consultant, coach, comedian: the entertaining and endearing Colin Cloud is THE forensic mind reader and you know you want to see him.
What’s more – he knows it too.’
So there you have it. ‘A story about a mentalist on Planet Vending. ‘Who’d a thowt it? as they say around our neck of the woods…
